Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?