Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?