What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?