What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do jokesters study in college?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?