What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?