What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What condiment has wings?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?