What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?