Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why don't ants get sick?
What animal has the most fun?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?