Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is winter considered holy?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?