Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do moms make good vintners?