What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What dog never pays attention in class?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?