What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What day of the week do chickens hide?