What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What vehicle works the hardest?