Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
It was a sappy ending.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?