What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which band is always treated like royalty?