What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?