Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
How are teens like cats?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a father's favorite flower?