Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
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Why did the frog starve?
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Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?