Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?