What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?