What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do religious school children practice sports?