Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you eat on July 5th?