What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
What do you call an angry monkey?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do stars go to college?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?