What do you call a tired tree?
A sleepy hollow.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?