Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
Why was the musician arrested?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?