How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?