Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?