Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What day do hands always go to church?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?