What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What day do hands always go to church?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?