Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Surprise!!!!
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?