Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?