What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?