What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What words make the best athletes?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?