Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?