What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?