Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?