Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
What does a panda ghost say?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is the color of the wind?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why should you not pamper a cow?