Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?