What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?