What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why was the mime upset?