What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What birds always travel in twos?