What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How did the toad die?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do plants hate algebra?