What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which insect makes the best father?