What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?