Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?