What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?