What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.