Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the frog starve?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?