What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What animals make the best baseball players?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the snake name his daughter?