What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How does a penguin build its house?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?