What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?