What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What time of day was Adam created?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?