Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is a tree's least favorite month?