What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?