What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?